October 26, 2007
Categories: Gentrification, Notting Hill Set, Yuppies . . Author: bashtherich . Comments: Leave a Comment

One of the Tory party’s own vice-chairman and promising would-be MPs has now accused Snoooty Cameron of being a “modern-day toff”!
Kulveer Ranger says: “The aristocratic tinge to his heritage, the Bullingdon Club photo and even the Notting Hill lifestyle have served to reinforce all the old brand associations of a Conservative toff – albeit a [...]
It’s rumoured that Ordinary Dave’s hand-picked crew of Eton schoolmates over at Tory Party Central Office are planning a huge advertising campaign “to neutralise Labour claims that Mr Cameron has no substance and does not believe in anything.”
Good idea boys. Use the techniques that have managed to convince us all that Coke makes you happy, [...]
“Ordinary” Dave pretty much left no stone unturned in apportioning blame for the recent shooting of 11 year old Rhys Jones in Liverpool. The Daily Mail tells us:
Mr Cameron blamed the rise in gang culture and yobbish behaviour on ministers, feckless parents, a tax and benefit system that punishes stable families, human rights laws that [...]
The answer of course is no – because you could never afford to!
Old Etonian “Dave” sold his last home in Notting Hill for a cool £1.15 million to Timothy and Melissa Robertson. A shame that the house is now subsiding and has had to receive underpinning work to keep it up.
Just like Cameron’s [...]