Memo to Tory MP’s:
If you are going to split up with your wife and get yourself arrested following a “domestic incident”, try to make sure you have not given her enough political ammunition to sink your career. Amongst a series of classic quotes, Lucy Pelling says of her husband:
“He slagged off Cameron and shadow [...]
Here’s another video from Dave’s ‘Stand up, Speak up’ campaign. This one features the rather well-heeled Tories of Calder Valley.
To see how well Dave’s modernised his party, see the response of this thoroughly modernised group of Tory memebers – about 20 seconds in – to a question about their thoughts on [...]
More bad news for “Ordinary” Dave yesterday over on his Webcameron site after a Tory supporter started a thread on one of the forums entitled “Eton twit throws next election”.
It was actually a tirade about the Tory proposal to slap a green tax on parking at out of town superstores and was eventually changed [...]
From yesterdays on-line interview with Daily Telegraph readers:
Q: “Mr Cameron – 19 Prime Ministers in the history of this country went to one school – Eton. What do you think it will says about Britain that you are the Conservative candidate to be Prime Minister, and Boris Johnson the likely candidate for London mayor?”
DC:”I [...]
One of the Tory party’s own vice-chairman and promising would-be MPs has now accused Snoooty Cameron of being a “modern-day toff”!
Kulveer Ranger says: “The aristocratic tinge to his heritage, the Bullingdon Club photo and even the Notting Hill lifestyle have served to reinforce all the old brand associations of a Conservative toff – albeit a [...]
Oh joy. Theres hope at last. David Cameron’s latest move to the right to placate the Tory backwoodsmen is to…
BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE FOR 16 YEAR OLDS!!! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!
All 16 year olds will be expected to spend 6 weeks on PATRIOTIC DUTY including military training… And swearing a patriotic oath (like [...]
This is from Dave’s new and exciting “Stand up, Speak up” campaign. They’re discussing proposals from his brilliant “Fixing our broken society” report apparently.
Highlights include a discussion on why poor people ought to be forced to live where they were born rather than coming to London (and getting in the way [...]
It’s rumoured that Ordinary Dave’s hand-picked crew of Eton schoolmates over at Tory Party Central Office are planning a huge advertising campaign “to neutralise Labour claims that Mr Cameron has no substance and does not believe in anything.”
Good idea boys. Use the techniques that have managed to convince us all that Coke makes you happy, [...]
Neil from Bristol writes:
Another glaring omission from Dave’s list of the guilty is the rich white men who make and sell the weapons that end up on the streets.
Could this be in any way related to the fact that in the last year the Tories have received £58,000 in donations from one Andreas Heeschen?
Who [...]
