YOUR CAMERON NEEDS YOU!

Oh joy. Theres hope at last. David Cameron’s latest move to the right to placate the Tory backwoodsmen is to…

BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE FOR 16 YEAR OLDS!!! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!

All 16 year olds will be expected to spend 6 weeks on PATRIOTIC DUTY including military training… And swearing a patriotic oath (like ‘FUCK OFF SNOOTY YOU TOFF BASTARD’).

This has the potential to mobilise thousands of kids on the streets – beginning with a WE WONT GO march to CAMERON’S HOUSE on November 3rd – BASH THE RICH DAY.

GET MOBILISING COMRADES – THIS COULD BE BIG!!!

It should be pointed out – patriotically of course – that Cameron has never done a stroke in his life – Eton, Oxford, Tory Central Office and MP – but now he becomes LITTLE LORD KITCHENER.

WHAT A FUCKING OWN GOAL – BRING IT ON SNOOTY!!

Everyone Loves a Dame?

What does the word Dame conjure up to you?

Well to most people it probably suggests Dame Edna Everidge, or a pantomime Dame at Christmas. In the world that developed the likes of Boris Johnson and David Cameron however, a Dame is something entirely different.

Eton College is currently advertising for “Dames” to look after the well being of some 50 boys. A Dame it seems is responsible for supervising the little brats at meal times, and “their manners, presentation and cleanliness”. Just in case you can’t see how some of the sexual peccadillos of the ruling classes are formed, we are reminded that a Dame is responsible for “upholding the disciplinary ethos of the House”.

Anyone wishing to bring down tommorow’s ruling class today by putting something in their food, has until 13th September to apply. Oh – and a furnished flat come with the job!